Don’t worry, "If a woman has intercourse with the Tang Priest and sucks him, she can really become a great Jin Xian!"
Jade rabbit suddenly froze and stopped. She felt relaxed and crossed. She smiled. She stopped busy and hid far away to rub her ears.
Jade Rabbit laughed. "You deserve it. Can you say that you are still afraid that I will go to the Tang Priest?"
Jie looked at the Jade Rabbit and said, "If I am afraid that the Tang Priest is the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada, and the tenth true yuan has not been broken, he will not be tempted even if you are the moon goddess."
Hearing this, Jade Rabbit’s two beautiful eyebrows stood up and shouted, "Don’t call you her, you are partial to her! Is it true that there is no one like her in the world who thinks about her all day long? "
The sharp pain in my ears has not gone away, and I was scolded by the Jade Rabbit. I was angry and scolded, "Noisy makes you paranoid all day!" Say and go outside.
Jade Rabbit asked, "Where to!"
Jietou didn’t answer, "Go to Gao Laozhuang!"
Jade Rabbit said bitterly, "If you leave, I will leave!"
"Where are you going again?"
Jade Rabbit said, "Seeing that the Tang Priest will be able to wait for you in the west in a few days."
Ring sneer at a way "wait for me? Or wait for the Tang Priest? "
Jade Rabbit scolded, "I have no conscience. If I don’t plan ahead, I’ll be killed halfway and I won’t be treated as a monster!"
I thought for a moment and said, "That’s right. If you want to leave, I won’t stay and meet you later."
Jade Rabbit said, "Well, in that case, it seems that it’s fate."
These two people are strange to say, like loving couples, and now they are like passers-by and rabbits. "If anyone asks you, say I’m dead."
The precept is "Say you’re dead".
Jade Rabbit said, "You are also stupid. If others know your friendship with me, you will be on guard against the inconvenience of doing things in the future."
Ring seems to be not too concerned about this matter. Looking back, Jade Rabbit said, "It depends on you."
The Jade Rabbit made an escape and disappeared from the cave.
I don’t know what he is sorry for, but I don’t know what he is sorry for.
After listening for a long time, Wu realized that the Tang Priest was really a treasure, not only the Tang Priest’s flesh could live forever, but also the essence was even more valuable. No wonder many goblins are so secretive that they can be known by the pig ring, but it is also incredible that if the Buddha deliberately leaked it, he really couldn’t find his reason.
Tathagata, Tathagata is really afraid of chaos
It’s even more interesting for the second sister to quit the egg, so she has to go to Gao Laozhuang to find Gao Cuilian happy. He is anxious to drive to the village entrance and listen to someone behind him saying, "Marshal Tianpeng has not seen you for a long time!"
He was thinking that Gao Cuilian’s voice sounded so abrupt that he almost fell from the cloud. He looked back and saw a thin monkey, so he stopped rubbing his eyes and fingers behind him and realized, "You … you are the demon monkey in Huaguoshan!"
Wu haha laughed. "Marshal Tianpeng really came from a good family and kept his mouth shut. It’s a demon! Are you still immortal at this moment? "
Caution: "Although my old pig has been demoted, he has a good job waiting!"
Wu Xiang said directly that he had heard a fight, but then he thought that he would get along with each other a lot in the future. This stupid pig had better gossip. If he didn’t give him a horse’s power, how could he be afraid of himself? He frowned and said, "If you are so ugly, where will you be?" Then I suddenly realized that "knowing the cicada must be the place that invited you to do things."
Ring nature asked "where? How do you know? "
Enlightenment: "I said that the place was guarded by people. What evil spirits and ghosts fled when they saw such ugliness as you? Haha"
Marshal Tian Peng was quite proud of his good looks when he gave up his life, and he became a pig demon in this life. He was really angry when he heard this, so he taunted him and said, "It’s a shame for you to hit people without cursing them in the face."
Wu sneered, "What good words do you have to say to a guy who doesn’t love monsters or kiss you?"
To avoid shame and annoyance is to know oneself, not to realize your opponent’s sidewalk. "I don’t care if I have something today."
Wu Pei took a mouthful of "it’s not good for you to come to a mortal village in the middle of the night when the wind is high!" Grandpa Sun, today, the people are killing pests and eating me with a stick. "
If you don’t know why you’re here, you’ll hit me, regardless of the seven or seven. Show your nine-toothed rake and drink, "You monkey, I’m afraid of you!"
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Wu couldn’t wait to quit. He saw that there were many more reckless people and animals than the canopy in the past. I wonder if sex has changed since reincarnation.
Looking at Jie Wu, I think of the pig in the underworld without the ghost. The evil thoughts of the ghost owner make people lustful, greedy and enjoyable. This soul happens to be attached to Marshal Tianpeng, and there is still a pig ghost in the ring where Tianpeng is reborn as a pig.
I don’t know what kind of change has taken place during reincarnation. It seems that the pig ring after reincarnation is a bit more erotic than when I was a marshal of the canopy. Perhaps the heaven has been suppressed for a long time, and it is only when there is less restraint in the mortal world that more sex is revealed.
Stop waving palladium and welcome him to realize that nature is still better than he was when he besieged Huaguoshan, but there is no difference. Don’t think twice in his heart and escape. Let the monkey vent his anger. I didn’t know that this stick was so powerful that it stopped the tiger’s mouth from cracking and the rake fell directly from the cloud in one round.
In Wu Zhong, I took a circle, picked up the ring, pulled out a hair, and turned it into a rope. I tied the ring firmly and groaned in pain. "My grandfather didn’t hate it so seriously?"
Wu sneered, "I’ll ask you, how did you become like this?" He pretended not to know about the canopy, but he would like to see what Jie said.
When I asked about it, I looked like I was going to cry. "It’s a long story. It was because the flat peach got drunk and strayed into the Chang ‘e Guanghan Palace that the jade emperor was furious and drove me away. Who ever thought that the day would give birth to a pair of tricks and throw me into the pigsty by mistake … Since then, I have been sent to the cloud stack cave in Fuling Mountain in the south."
Wu haha laughed. "What a jade emperor and a canopy …" He laughed for a while and grabbed Jie’s ear. "Fuling Mountain is far away from here. What are you doing here?"
"To tell you the truth, I also have a lover named Sister Egg who died years ago, so I found another marriage and went to this village." His lie became very smooth, and he later believed it for a few minutes and raised his neck and asked, "Am I allowed to visit relatives?"
When Wu heard the warning, he really said that Sister Egg was dead. He casually dressed up and didn’t know it at this time. "Bah!" I buried you when you saw which family visited in the middle of the night and didn’t tell the truth
I was so sore that I gasped, "If you want to bury it, just loosen your hands!"
Wu is deliberately rectifying the ring, showing iron bars to turn black and oily, and a soft whip says, "Don’t you dare to be garrulous and treat me like a rough meat!"
I don’t know where the ring came from. "Don’t you dare hit me, I’m hand-picked by the Buddha." Before I finished, I realized that a whip had been drawn to him. This whip was made up of tens of thousands of pounds of weight by the wishful cat stick, but I realized that I didn’t have the strength to quit my thigh, and a shallow ditch of blood was flowing.
This ring is also hard-driving. If you don’t pull his ear, he will say nothing and shout, "Guanyin Bodhisattva taught me this-"
"Dare to shout?" Wu even smoked three or four whips.
I beg for mercy when I see a bloody thigh. "Grandpa, don’t hit me and say I say."
Wu sneered, "If I had known this, I would have supported it."
"I couldn’t bear the loneliness and robbed Miss Gao’s wife, but it was really hard and I didn’t dare to leave for a moment."
Enlightenment: "Heaven and earth are too big to go. Why do you want this?"
"It was the Guanyin Bodhisattva who taught me to wait for the scriptures. How dare I go?"
Wu was surprised and said, "Learn from others? Do you mean someone who went to the West from the East to learn Buddhist scriptures? "
Ring nature surprised. "Exactly. How do you know?"
Wu burst into laughter again. "If you hadn’t said so earlier, there would have been a lot of disputes!" So Wu made an avatar take back his hair and let go of the ring
Be wary and condescending, you plague monkey. I’ve always wanted to say that you whipped it back.
I’m sorry, I’m in a bad mood. These whips are taken out by Hou Yi. You’ve caused people’s husband and wife to separate. It’s still light for me to slap you.
Get up and tidy up a dress. Tut-tut said, "A good robe will be smashed." Wu smiled and said, "Go back and find your cheap husband to punish you with a new one."
15 June, 2024
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